Tuesday 6 November 2007

La Vache qui rit — pourquoi?

Slightly weirded out because in France I appear to have experienced a Cow with one head and two bodies. Quoi?
  1. French Farmers mega militancy?
  2. CAP scheme for saving grass whilst doubling bulls**t to vache ratio?
  3. Nuclear mutation? kind of China syndrome thing?
  4. Schizophrenic mad cow disease?
  5. Apocalyptic beast that wandered onto the set from the book of Ezekiel, with 2 udders, 4 ears, 8 legs, 8 stomachs?
All suggestions gratefully received. Inquiring minds want to know.

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