As the General Synod discovers that a lifetime of steering around difficulties rather than facing them scarce prepares one for an hour such as this, we all need a bit of inspiration and guidance. Here it is, from an old campaigner with an established track record for sorting out real crises:
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..holy bishops...... CAN lambeth SAVE the Anglican Communion? ...................CAN the Bishops really be nice to each other?... tune in next week to find out!
....hehehehehehehehee......
O caso da promiscuidade das entidades que têm sustentado a manutenção do stand sucateira ilegal também é um caso de polícia e de autoridades que terão que ser investigadas por outras.
CRIME DIGO EU.
Hmm. Some confusion over the last comment, Batman. I'm publishing in case anyone can clarify, given the not very good state of my Portuguese! ("The case of the offence of those bodies that have supported illegal trading (Is that right) is also a policy matter that the authorities will have to investigate for others. Crime, I tell you!")
Definitely a job for Batman, I'd say...
Stuff it in the tuba Batman!!!
Just to put things into context, the superhero necessary too bang some heads together at Synod and the HoB appears to me to be either the Holy Spirit of @LayAnglicana.
I believe that Laura should be immediately Ordained, Consecrated as a Bishop and inserted into the HoB via a Human Cannon.
The splash that her arrival would make would make enormous ripples, reaching out to the recalcitrant bishops and washing them with Holy Water.
Once she has sorted that out, she must immediately be entered into the competition to be the next ABC, so that she can go on to sort out the Anglican Communion.
This is the ultimate and only workable solution.
I didn't realise that Synod would be discussing new vestments and thuribles today. When will these be introduced? What provisions will be made for those who in all conscience cannot wear their underpants on the outside?
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