The Church of England Newspaper front page reports that Canon Paul Williams has been appointed Bishop of Kensington, with picture. Wrong Canon Paul Williams. The cleric pictured looks egregiously unlike Paul. Here is a selection of men called Paul Williams. In this season of party games I invite CEN hacks, using their own prejudices and fantasies, to select the one they would most like as a Bishop:
PS Boring conventional journalists would check the Church website rather than just googling aimlessly. And if they did google search, they'd at least check their source. It was only their front page, after all.
PPS The Times reported my present appointment as Birmingham, not Buckingham. Birmingham, Buckingham, what the hell’s the difference? Bit like Iran and Iraq, really.
PPPS The genuine next-Bishop-of-Kensington Paul Williams is one of these people (Right). But (Tough Poser for Professional Newshounds) which one?