(Assuming a muted reverential David Attenborough Tone)
The Bull BMW has attained full manhood, and lusts for the outdoors, bursting with frustration about his dull suburban life. He spies a petite doe-like white Hyundai, grazing on the tarmac of a Toronto parking lot with an older blue Toyota girlfriend. There is no controlling his seasonal urges, which cannot be denied.
Thus, we observe a rarely seen mating ritual:
h/t mmmikeey . Who tells us the driver is due in Court on 1 December.