Private on Parade

The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Sean Dobuvic, a strip cub owner, went into the Mayo Clinic for gall bladder surgery. Whilst operating, the surgeon noticed the legend "hot rod" tattooed in a personal place, and snapped a pic on his mobile. Understandably enraged at this violation, Mr Dubovic is now suing the hospital. What began as a surgical team's sniggerfest is now giving the whole world Christmas Cheer. The only way to keep your privates private is to follow mummy’s advice, and leave it alone.