Imagine your name genuinely is something weird like “MoreDollars4U Casino.” What a shame your parents didn’t give you a regular name like Scott, or Ethel. But there you are; all those years of schoolyard jibing... I guess you’re used to disappointment and indignity in the Casino household. You and little LasVegas4Free, Onlinefortunesforall, and your lovely wife Wonderbrafulofsilverdollars. I’m sure you're truly regular people. You just don’t sound like it...
Now for the final indignity.
If you leave a comment on this blog saying somehing like “Good post” I appreciate the affirmation, no really, but the brevity and disconnectedness of the comment, along with the weirdness of your name makes you sound like some spammy snake-oil marketer of goods or services of which my mother wouldn't fully approve.
Therefore from now on, such comments are quite likely to be rejected, in a possibly futile attempt to discourage Spammy snake-oil marketers out there. Sorry, Mr Casino, but there it is. Ich kann nicht anders, said Luther. Call your next kid Anders and get him to post for you... All this reminds me of the immortal Yorkshire Bard Jake Thakray: