Atheist Bus Phrase Generation

Whilst on annual retreat/ review with a cell group at Alton Abbey, services may be intermittent, especially as snows have now descended. Meanwhile, the joke may be a bit obscure to the uninitiated, but I liked this, off the Atheist Bus Phrase Generator:

Cake or Death?

Right wing newspapers often poke fun at the Church of England for not being absolutist. Would Church be more fun if it was? Eddie Izzard asks — “What would a Church of England auto da fé be like?”