Apple Futures rumours — Big iDeas

In case 2009 MacWorld disappointed you, it’s good to know creative thinking is still the order of the day at Apple: The much-touted Onion iWheel Computer may be a spoof, but could this idea, from Peter Serafinowicz, be a real iWinner?

Anyway, why stop the iPanjandrum at mere conventional tech equipment?

Love and Death

Having given up Chocs for Lent we’re on dried Apricots and Mango chunks in our little love nest this Valentine's Day.

Egg headed lovers with a taste for something slightly alternative can celebrate Cyril and Methodius, apostles of the Slavs, instead. Meanwhile, if you’re more into Galactic than Glagolitic, true love is conquering everything up on the Death Star:

Peter Serafinowicz — who else?

Elephants and Trains

Having seen one or two rather ludicrous publishing enterprises down at the newsagents today, this one caught my eye:

More from the marvelous Peter Serafinowicz

Not the Anglican Covenant

Half Term is time for goofing about with the family. “I've got just the thing for your blog” said Stewart, and showed me a wonderful Peter Serafinowicz spoof of an ad for a well known domestic cleaning product. (big plug: for people this side of the pond, the show is currently on Thursdays (BBC2). For people the other side of the pond, campaign to get it over there soon.) Clean family fun for half term. Nothing whatever to do with pure churches, clean ecclesiastical plumbing, or Anglican Covenants — is it?