Showing posts with label Spam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spam. Show all posts

Sunday, 14 March 2010

Phish Rots from the Head

Whilst checking my Spam Filter I came across a really interesting offering from Somewhere East of Eastbourne. In 2009 I overpaid my taxes and got a refund — My sincere thanks to Mrs Shah and colleagues in Bradford Tax Office for increasing my cheer.

However last week this Phishing email arrived, horrifically, with the correct figure for the amount I was due.

Think about it. This means some Evil Spammer has got into the UK Tax System and dredged out some detailed personal figures to add verisimilitude to their Rotten Wet Phish.

PS Competition for insomniacs: There are at least five reasons, evident to my amateur Inspector Clouseau eye, why this message cannot be genuine, apart from the skill of my Apple Mail Spam Filter in weeding it out. Can you guess what they are?

Monday, 20 July 2009

Beware the Jabberwock, my Son

Interesting times battling against “followersfree.com” an evil Twitter Spambot thing! This is a first for me, and, let it be said, entirely my own silly fault. Whilst in the general Twitterstream at the weekend, I noticed a grow your numbers scheme called “followersforfree.com.” This, I thought, was a reincarnation of a similar automated scheme Twitter banned earlier this year which included the ability to follow/ unfollow people en masse. I have at the same time been trying to get round a change in the Twitter display that doesn't show immediately whether you can direct message people you follow, in other words whether they are following you. I thought I’d try and see if this site held some way of getting multiple follow/ unfollow/ people listed, as this is a classic pattern indicative of activity by spammers and the like. Big mistake.

Do not touch this site with a bargepole. The advice Twitter itelf gives is good — never give out details to any scheme that claims to be able to build your numbers. Within minutes I found this evil SpamBot was sending out a message in my name, which had transferred across to publish through Facebook.

I then tried to unsubscribe, and blow me down, it sent out another spam in my name to say I'd unsubscribed. I tried changing my Twitter password, but it kept on changing back! I tried suspending access privileges on my account, but it hadn't got these in the first place. Every time I changed password, out went another evil Spam message!

Twitter has currently limited my acccount’s ability to change password, probably as a reaction to all the gyrations. I am wondering whether the evil bot has some way of changing my password back (I can’t see how that would work). In the meanwhile I need to say:
  1. Nobody else has got infected through this. It's just an annoyance.
  2. There is no evidence this SwineFlu of Evil Bots can touch you unless you go to their site and engage. So just don’t.
  3. Nor is there any evidence that it can infect anyone else through you. It just sends out messages plugging itself as though you had sent them from your Twitter account.
  4. I have now had three clear hours without any message going out in my name — touch wood.
  5. I never did find out how the thing from the Swamp’s unfollow unfollowers routine works.
  6. The story may not be entirely over, but I believe it is for now. I am retreating back to my cave to clean the Exorcist style green puke off my cassock, and rub out a few bits of Jabberwocky spam that got splashed around the place in my name. It's all in a day's work, I suppose, and an interesting learning experience...

Thursday, 9 April 2009

Very Sorry, Mr Casino...

Imagine your name genuinely is something weird like “MoreDollars4U Casino.” What a shame your parents didn’t give you a regular name like Scott, or Ethel. But there you are; all those years of schoolyard jibing... I guess you’re used to disappointment and indignity in the Casino household. You and little LasVegas4Free, Onlinefortunesforall, and your lovely wife Wonderbrafulofsilverdollars. I’m sure you're truly regular people. You just don’t sound like it...

Now for the final indignity.

If you leave a comment on this blog saying somehing like “Good post” I appreciate the affirmation, no really, but the brevity and disconnectedness of the comment, along with the weirdness of your name makes you sound like some spammy snake-oil marketer of goods or services of which my mo
ther wouldn't fully approve.

Therefore from now on, such comments are quite likely to be rejected, in a possibly futile attempt to discourage Spammy snake-oil marketers out there. Sorry, Mr Casino, but there it is. Ich kann nicht anders, said Luther. Call your next kid Anders and get him to post for you... All this reminds me of the immortal Yorkshire Bard Jake Thakray:
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