Showing posts with label US Election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label US Election. Show all posts

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

USA Today: Left or right?

Although accompanied by an American friend, I can pretty much guarantee to be spending US election night tucked up in bed with the Rule of Benedict in French and Latin, anticipating a 5:25 morning start tomorrow at Saint Wandrille. I wonder when the result will permeate rural Normandy? Could this be the US equivalent of the UK 1997 election?

It may aid contemplation to ponder a classic test of left/right brain function. Some people claim that if you stare long enough at the dancer she can rotate either way. Others say that if you look at a picture or read, when you look back at her she can reverse direction. Yet others say some people simply see her going one way and others the other. Whatever, she is living proof that what you think you see as obvious, left or right, depends at least partly on you. How true is this of theological positons and assumptions?
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somebody said she is also a reminder of the power of spin, but that’s not funny.

I am banged up having my annual reality check at Saint Wandrille, Normandy, until Saturday. This entry has been preposted. The internet is switched firmly off for the week, and I will be delighted to respond to comments, but only at the weekend.

Saturday, 18 October 2008

Joe Sixpack? Schmixpack! Who he?

As US election fever mounts, enter Joe Wurzelbacher, or is that burger? Big Joe is an ornery plumber from OH, who’s going to end up paying Big Tax if Obama gets in and hits on people earning over $250K. Ivana Trump hated turning out her pockets (No she didn’t. See correction below. It was Leona Helmsley. Ed) She used to say “Taxes are for little people.” Joe ain’t little. He’s a rather well paid plumber. Disturbingly plutocratic, actually, especially without being registered. Like most ornery Joe Sixpacks just now, “nobody knows the trouble he’s seein’ Nobody knows but Croesus.” Really? Confused? You will be.

Remember Monty Python? —
“my Parrot’s called Holy Roman Empire.”
“Why is that?”
“Because he isn’t Holy, he isn’t Roman and he isn’t an empire.”
Well apparently, in the cold light of day, Joe ain’t Joe, he ain’t no plumber, and on his income he’d actually profit from Obama's tax plans, if he paid his taxes; but apparenty he’s, er, is a tad behind with the IRS... D’oh!

Users this side of the pond may recall various British politicos’ efforts to pimp their campaign rides with heartrending tales of ornery woe. Remember Neil Kinnock and the “War of Jennifer’s ear?” Remember IDS’ 94 year old lady who never had her nightie changed? Churchgoers, remember former Durham Bishop David Jenkins’ “boy with no shoes?”

Left or Right, UK or US, this whole tactic starts out big, but always seems to phut out into pantomime. Will the real, but strangely elusive, Joe Sixpack ever stand up? Strikes me, however, that if he does, he probably won’t have earned $250,000 of personal income last year.
So it’s back, folks, to brass tacks — time for a real American Joe Sixpack hero:

Monday, 6 October 2008

Sarah Palin — total nutshell

Britons! We’re all busy people. But we can save ourselves an hour and a half’s earnest TV catch-up on the internet. Here’s all y’all need to know about Governor Palin’s policies in 30 seconds (h/t Scott Gunn). It’s authentic, snarky, mean & funny — a thoroughly, er, Maverick presentation of her policies:

Friday, 3 October 2008

Palin / Biden: [Gorb]Limey thoughts

Tuned in to CSPAN for the Palin/Biden Big Fight, with reaction shots from Scott Gunn’s live blog. As a sympthetic outsider, it had me wondering...

(1) Parties and individuals must relate very differently in the US. Somehow, over there, you can be a member of a political party without having to accept any responsibility for what it has done. I cannot imagine any UK politician so publicly disassociating themselves from much of their own party’s recent policy and praxis. People would just fall about laughing. Mirroring their US counterparts, UK Labour and Conservatives parties have both banged the drum hard for deregulation in recent years (and, you may feel, are now reaping their just rewards). Pretending otherwise is laughable.

(2) Local and National Government are different worlds, both sides of the Atlantic. Slammin’ the feds is fine and dandy if you’re running for state office, because people want someone to stand up to central government for them. But hang on; the Veep is a fed. What kind of fed does either candidate propose to be? I’m not sure I’m any the wiser this morning. And for Mrs Palin, How does she propose to manage the transition? does she understand what she’s taking on? Of course, it’s long been a staple of US Politics for candidates on all sides to slam federal government until they’re it. “Ain’t no strings on me” local populism has, classically, not precluded going native in Washington. Mrs Palin is obviously a fine local politician. Being naive, folksy and mumsy will be taken by Palin fans as evidence that she’ll be the first candidate since 1776 to reconstruct Washington as a blow-up bouncy version of Juneau, AK. Palin doubters, however, will simply take all this kitchen sink folksy stuff as further evidence she hasn’t a clue what she’s doing. Is Palin Pericles or Pinocchio? It’s for US voters to decide.

(3) Both candidates, it seemed to me, camouflaged elephants in the room for electoral purposes. Iraq looks set to do for the US everything the Boer War did for the British Empire. Everybody backs the troops as brave public servants, but don’t they (and we) deserve to know, actually, what is the way out? And what about tax? Promising to cut tax, albeit with some ambiguity about the level at which this will happen, has been a staple element of Reaganomics since Reagan. But soft, a great Bipartisan Wheeze is about to stick another $700bn+ on the burgeoning US public debt. As Mother Thatcher used to tell us Brits in the eighties, public debt is just deferred taxation. Who, Basil Fawlty might ask, is going to pay off mushrooming public debt in years to come, especially against a global background of rising interest rates, without raising the money by taxation? Dennis Compton?

It was heartening to see two nice people, both of them, engaging in a well chaired civic debate. Some of the unsaid undertones do make the whole thing feel like a Dave prequel. In a country where anybody can become vice-president, is anybody is just about to?
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