Heaven helps those who help themselves

Woke up this morning, day off, still feeling I need a bit more closure on this stick insect thing. Tried to contact my friends at Pet Tribute Creations and, Merde! it’s 2 o’clock in the morning in Richfield, Ohio. I’m experiencing, like, my first ever real Britney-style emotional crisis, and where are those guys?

Well, I've worked in the design industry, and I’ve got Photoshop. I’ve got ten minutes, and I’m not averse to saving $19.99. As we used to sing in Primary School “I've got a hammer. I'll hammer in the morning.” Tinky the stick insect can't wait. Here she is, safe at last!

“They only last a year, so you mustn't get too attached!”