Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts

Friday, 28 November 2008

Sarah Palin — turkey trots

Too much Thanksgiving Turkey? Keep a close eye on the background, and you may never eat one again. Thanks to Matt Wardman for one last Sarah Palin interview. She tells us that what candidates go through is brutal, but compared to the turkeys it’s a Sunday School outing. I gather the death penalty was abolished in Alaska in 1957, so all the Governor thereof has to deal with is bizarre farm animal executions. Whatever they did, don’t do it. And as you give thanks for home and family, and the pilgrim fathers and the mothers of the Revolution and the Grateful Dead, above all, I hope you remembered to thank God you’re not a turkey...
Those wanting practice at noticing things in the background may care to limber up with this slightly wondrous road safety ad that has been doing the round of UK cinemas:

Monday, 6 October 2008

Sarah Palin — total nutshell

Britons! We’re all busy people. But we can save ourselves an hour and a half’s earnest TV catch-up on the internet. Here’s all y’all need to know about Governor Palin’s policies in 30 seconds (h/t Scott Gunn). It’s authentic, snarky, mean & funny — a thoroughly, er, Maverick presentation of her policies:

Friday, 3 October 2008

Palin / Biden: [Gorb]Limey thoughts

Tuned in to CSPAN for the Palin/Biden Big Fight, with reaction shots from Scott Gunn’s live blog. As a sympthetic outsider, it had me wondering...

(1) Parties and individuals must relate very differently in the US. Somehow, over there, you can be a member of a political party without having to accept any responsibility for what it has done. I cannot imagine any UK politician so publicly disassociating themselves from much of their own party’s recent policy and praxis. People would just fall about laughing. Mirroring their US counterparts, UK Labour and Conservatives parties have both banged the drum hard for deregulation in recent years (and, you may feel, are now reaping their just rewards). Pretending otherwise is laughable.

(2) Local and National Government are different worlds, both sides of the Atlantic. Slammin’ the feds is fine and dandy if you’re running for state office, because people want someone to stand up to central government for them. But hang on; the Veep is a fed. What kind of fed does either candidate propose to be? I’m not sure I’m any the wiser this morning. And for Mrs Palin, How does she propose to manage the transition? does she understand what she’s taking on? Of course, it’s long been a staple of US Politics for candidates on all sides to slam federal government until they’re it. “Ain’t no strings on me” local populism has, classically, not precluded going native in Washington. Mrs Palin is obviously a fine local politician. Being naive, folksy and mumsy will be taken by Palin fans as evidence that she’ll be the first candidate since 1776 to reconstruct Washington as a blow-up bouncy version of Juneau, AK. Palin doubters, however, will simply take all this kitchen sink folksy stuff as further evidence she hasn’t a clue what she’s doing. Is Palin Pericles or Pinocchio? It’s for US voters to decide.

(3) Both candidates, it seemed to me, camouflaged elephants in the room for electoral purposes. Iraq looks set to do for the US everything the Boer War did for the British Empire. Everybody backs the troops as brave public servants, but don’t they (and we) deserve to know, actually, what is the way out? And what about tax? Promising to cut tax, albeit with some ambiguity about the level at which this will happen, has been a staple element of Reaganomics since Reagan. But soft, a great Bipartisan Wheeze is about to stick another $700bn+ on the burgeoning US public debt. As Mother Thatcher used to tell us Brits in the eighties, public debt is just deferred taxation. Who, Basil Fawlty might ask, is going to pay off mushrooming public debt in years to come, especially against a global background of rising interest rates, without raising the money by taxation? Dennis Compton?

It was heartening to see two nice people, both of them, engaging in a well chaired civic debate. Some of the unsaid undertones do make the whole thing feel like a Dave prequel. In a country where anybody can become vice-president, is anybody is just about to?

Saturday, 6 September 2008

Who’s related to Sarah Palin?

Like most Brits, I had never heard of Sarah Palin before last week. Attempting to discover who she is (apart from a hook for disillusioned Hillary-niks), I watched her Republican Convention bio, and learned:
She loves Alaska, loves America, loves her family; she loves integrity, frugality, and Moose Stew.
We can all endorse that, except the Moose perhaps. I also learned, on no fewer than 12 occasions in four minutes that she (like her new boss) is a “maverick” which I gather is ‘someone who doesn’t believe the rules that apply to everyone else should apply to them’. Then, listening to the soundtrack (click below if you don’t believe me), I realised it came from the 70's TV series Dallas! It made me wonder whether Sarah does dynastic selfishness, obsolete energy policy, Teapot Dome ethics, greed ’n corruption... ?

Fighting a growing suspicion that this whole thing is a Mickey-take and there is actually no Sarah Palin, I returned to the question everyone in the UK cannot evade about the lady, if indeed she exists. Is she related in any way to our own national treasure Michael Palin? If so, it would be “literally incredible” and we would know the shape of things to come:
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