Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts

Friday, 4 July 2008

Cows Come Home Shock Horror

Glorous afternoon at Bolter End Farm, near Lane End. There are only four proper working farms left now between Stokenchurch and Marlow. The Lacey family have been farming here over 7 generations. There’s a fine herd of 120 Guernseys, some chickens and around 400 acres.
The situation of tenants, which the Laceys used to be, is often even more desperate. It’s hard work, but brothers Gideon and Daniel have stuck together and got on with it through thick and thin.

Interestingly, 18 months ago they took the incredible risk on bringing everything back home onto their farm. There are no food miles involved now. From bull to birth, from the field to the bottle, everything is done on the farm. This has involved significant borrowings, and the need to go out and market their own produce locally.

The scriptures picture farming as a picture of faith. Church people talk about faith as what you believe in your mind. But, as the man said, faith without works is dead. It’s is about life as much as religion; patience as much as politics. Here’s real faith, staking your whole family future on a vision for working the land, and a way of life that’s becoming more and more unsustainable in this country.

In France, is quelque different. There are far more small farmers, and the supermarkets and banks are less greedy. Any connerie and ten thousand small farmers drive up the champs elysées and deposit several tonnes of Merde on the Minister of Agriculture’s desk. In the UK, with the best will in the world, we don’t even have a proper minister of agriculture any more! The government’s rural policy feels to many farmers like “go out and get a proper job.” And they thought this was a proper job.

The grim fact is that UK supermarkets and banks have beggared thousands of English dairy farms into extinction over the past ten years. Like all world food prices ours are rising now, but fuel, energy and feed costs are soaring. There may be one or two corn barons in East Anglia, but, as with other media lost causes, beware stereotypes about farmers.

Let’s zoom in on the dirty truth about dairy. The Blue is the farm gate price. The Purple is the distributor/ processor element. The Cream, in every sense, is Lord Tesco’s Cut. In 1995, the farmer got about 24 pence a litre, the distributors got about 18, and Lord Tesco and chums got 1 and a bit. That may sound low, but of course he sold many litres compared to the farmer, so he wasn’t exactly short of a few bob. Can you believe it, but these days the farmer gets a bit less, and the distributor much the same, whilst UK supermarkets are taking a huge cut — 10 times as much as back then! The argument for going local is to try and bring some of that margin back to the people who actually do the work. Otherwise some are actually being paid less than 10 years ago. Cut out supermarket Shareholders and for roughly the same price, the farmer gets a living wage. So why doesn’t everyone go local? Well it’s a hell of a risk, but the Laceys are going for it. They had no option when the costs of fuel and feed started soaring. It was that or bust. As consumers we have more options to go local than we might think — They’re doing it in Totnes, our diocese has been pushing the idea of going local, and all sorts of people are beginning to do it here in the Thames Valley.

It was gratifying to be told that during the awful foot and mouth outbreaks of recent years, many farmers found it was the church that was there for them as a solid network and support. I know Linda Hillier did fantastic work in Slough during last year’s government induced foot and mouth cockup. Glyn Evans is deeply involved with Farm Crisis network and a host of other rural causes. Unless and until we turn the whole country into a theme park, farmers are the backbone who sustain the basic fabric of our rural communities as employers, councillors, and churchwardens. Here’s thanking them.

As Daniel and I put the world to rights, standing on the hillside, I realised nobody would do this for the money, but it’s a way of life that blesses all of us. Like the lady walking on corn starch, it’s real faith in action— not sabre rattling with your student union chums, but getting out there and taking risks in the real world; staking the farm, literally, on weather and land and hard work. Beautiful as they are, the chiltern hills are too chalky to be bountiful — it was the installation of piped water that transformed them for cow farming. That and hard graft. Throwing it all away for short-term bank and supermarket profits would be a crime and a waste.

Saturday, 14 June 2008

Pig unhappy in, er, squit.

I don’t do twee animal stories, but when you come across one that raises the whole genre to an art form, it needs sharing. This is Cinders the saddleback pig from Thirsk with a muck phobia. Is this a genuine psychiatric condition, or is she pulling a blighty one that would have got her shot in the First World War? Nobody can say, but as well as her own magnificent pair of green wellies, her condition has won Cinders a career in marketing rather than as a string of sausages.

Spare a thought, whilst enjoying this, for Britain’s farmers; or better still buy your food as directly off them as you can afford to. A recent briefing from our principal rural adviser made it plain to me that media stories about a few corn barons in East Anglia are profoundly misleading. Food prices are on the up but fuel and feed costs are on the up and up. The disparity between tenants and large owners is getting wider. Bluetongue stalks the land, and it’s great weather for midges. Worse still, the essence of the model used by Lord Tesco and Chums has been to pass on all increased costs to their suppliers and protect their own earnings per share. The cost of every “special offer” you see in Lord Tesco’s emporium cometh not from the goodness of his heart; he’s hammered it hard out of a supplier who, like as not, is funding it in its entirety. Now if Lord T is able to abandon the habits of a lifetime and fork out from his own profit margins in hard times to protect his suppliers, perhaps he will be part of the solution rather than the problem for British agriculture. Let’s hope past performance is no guide to future behaviour here. I wouldn’t hold my breath, though.

Friday, 15 February 2008

Jamil’s School dinners

Today our Partnership in World Mission group is beginning to think through developing our relationship with Nandyal, alongside the educational partnership we visited India for last year. With big formal dinners last night and tonight, thoughts wander back to a school kitchen Lucy and I encountered in a village near Nandyal: a rather challenging memory as we feast our way through Lent. But food is food, and received with thanksgiving among friends, a blessing. Nutritionally, the Indian version is somewhat superior to its English equivalent...

Thursday, 17 January 2008

Creepy Man, Scary Stuff

Herr Doktor Gunther von Hagens, that is, with a plastinated chum. Catherine, Lucy and I caught a bit of TV last night — Channel 4’s Eat to Save your Life. Jamie Oliver tried to lighten the load with his usual cheeky chappie bit, but the outlook is as as dark as the Doktor’s hat. In a nutshell, and it looks as though we could do with more of those, the food we eat is killing us, from 70% junk sausages to Killer Kebabs. Hydrogenated Meat and no Veg makes Jack a bloated corpse — and the bloated corpse agrees. We gawked at the yellowing sheet of glutinous fat strangulating his heart and squeezing his lungs up into shriveled mangos higher than his tits. His most noticeable feature was a bloody great slab of what looked like foie gras and turned out to be... foie gras. Talk about a notorious evil liver. This guy managed to stay alive whilst morphing his into warm paté. 18 queasy members of the Great British public lurched ’n retched before Doktor Death’s Monitor of Mirth, wondering what was in their wallets.
Who wouldn’t?

The message was obvious and simple. Our friends in the food industry are rendering everything except the squeak, piling it high and selling it cheap, stashing away industrial quantities of salt and covering their tracks with sugar. Get your five a day, stay off the junk food as much as you can, read the label, and you'll make a pretty corpse. And the undertakers will have another ten years’ wait for you.

Food for Thought. But is knowing the truth enough to set you free in itself? Faith without works is dead, as the man said.
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